A French, Mexican, and American were stuck on an island when they saw indians coming. So they asked if the indians could help them get off the island. The indians said they needed to get off the island so they handcuffed the three and put them in a box with a knife, fork and gun. The indians told them to kill themselves so they could use their skin as a coating for their canoe.
The French man took the gun and said "Viva la France" and shot himself.
The Mexican took the knife and muttered something under his breath and stabbed himself.
The American took the fork and said "Screw your canoe!" and poked holes all over his body and died.
sorry if it affended anyone... I just heard it from a friend and I wanted to know what people thought.
